When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

Stop fucking apologizing. You're not making it any better. You're just reminding me how late we are.

I know I'm specific. I know I'm a little high maintenance, which is why I tip really fucking well.

I don't want to start shit.

Oh, really? Really? Okay.

Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

In today's episode, Fortune Feimster and Zach Noey Towers join the show.

We hold an intervention for Zach about his stand-up material.

Plus, Fortune tells us why hands are so important to lesbians.

Should we call you an actress now?

Because you're pretty much acting more these days.

I haven't acting for a long time.

I know, but I felt like you were more of a comedian than an actress.

And now I feel like you're more of an actress than a comedian.

I think you feel that way because I have two big projects back to back.

Tell them about it. Zach, do we call you comedian or prostitute? He's had two big projects back. Butt to butt. So all the way out, I go, Susan, I go, bye, it was great to see you. And she goes, I'm doing only fans with you.

I go, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's not only fans, Susan.

Don't tell anyone we're doing only fans. That I want to see you. You've got a price. Wow. Wow. I actually. Y'all both just yell at people. I love Zach Noey Towers, but I'm very protective of him and his career and some of his life decisions.

Oh, is he making questionable choices?

I'm finding out about it in real time.

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