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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Wangling Wade calls for more FNAff, plugs Piage, then institutes relay yarn spinning.

Bilbo Bob does burlesque bowling, gets hext, commits to comedy and smokes a brisket.

Mocantile Mark gets his dungeon on, delays his multilingual godbaud, describes PCP wear bears and rubs gin asshole.

From xylophone confinement to spectral sexual attentions.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's time for

Fortunately, unfortunately.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I'm today's host. Wade, I'm joined by Mark and our friend in witness protection, Bob. Hello. He might be in jail. Let me out. Let me out. Good thing they put him in that xylophone. Yeah. Guys, I'm trapped under a musical instrument. Help. Oh, no. Have you never joined the show? You're not missing much, except for everything.

Go back and watch every episode at least three times.

Then you'll know what we're about. One of us hosts the other two compete for points. Whoever has the most gets to host the next episode. I won the last one, so here we are. Yeah, we didn't choose this. It's not our fault. We're hosting. You gotta say, normally in our small talk, we just allow whoever's got whatever to jump in.

And that's how it's going to be this time too.

What's new?

Heaney, meeny, money, mo. You gotta say, normally in our small talk, we just allow whoever's got whatever to jump in.

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