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🗓️ 28 December 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!
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0:00.0 | DANDING RANNING JAY WILL SHARE, DANGED ON GOGSO, UNOVER, THEY LACKED, RACING SOMETIME, SHOOTS THE LIFE, BE CHOOSE, WILL MAKE THE NEW, RAKING DOWN HEATS, HAPPY Failed, AND THORN UP, THERE'S HAPPRIES, BELL, I'M HAPPY TO SAY THAN! |
0:18.0 | DANGED ON GOGSO, UNOVER, THEY LISTEN TO OUR POTCASTRANN, WITH COHOST, HARMAN, DANGED ON, MAN, FIRST, DON'T BE AGER, DON'T MUST WENT USING THRES THE FUNNY HITS, WE ARE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN! |
0:32.0 | STICK AROUND, MICK A SOUTH, UNDERDOWN IS DON'T PEOPLE TOWN! |
0:36.0 | Hey, Townies! Welcome to a Friday episode of DUMM PEOPLE, TOWN! |
0:42.0 | Population New. Population Forest? Shaw! What's up, brother? |
0:46.0 | Hey, how are you? Welcome to the show! |
0:48.0 | Nice to have you from the time we got to hang with you on Jim Jeffries Podcast, which you do a great job on that. |
0:54.0 | We were like, we gotta have you come and do a Friday episode of ours, so welcome, brother. |
1:00.0 | Yeah, I appreciate it. You're uniquely qualified to comment on the idiocy of this world, because you are from Florida. |
1:06.0 | State of Florida. Have you, let me ask you this. |
1:08.0 | Were you born in a strip club? I just need to ask. Let me ask you this. |
1:12.0 | Okay, so do you still have relatives there? |
1:14.0 | Yes. My mom is only relative I've left there. |
1:18.0 | Okay, so you go back there and visit. |
1:20.0 | I'll be there next week. Okay. |
1:22.0 | So, have you seen it get dumber or prouder to be dead? What have you seen over the years because you were born there? |
1:30.0 | Well, I defended a lot. You defend? You're forced to defend it. |
1:32.0 | I defend Florida because I'm from there, and I feel like I have to because nobody else will. |
1:38.0 | You have civic pride. And I did. Why do you feel the need to defend it? |
1:42.0 | It's not possible. Fuck it. It's not indefensible. This thing. You know, you know, the reason why all, like, because they make their police plot or public. |
1:50.0 | Yeah, other states. So, yeah. So, for all we know Arkansas can be worse than Florida. Florida is just like, you're saying Florida is honest. |
1:56.0 | Florida is like the dude who's like, here's my fetish. I like it when you shove a gun in my asshole. And you're like, oh, okay. |
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