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You went out with the Nelk boys and got very ill, didn't you?

I sure did, yeah.

This isn't going to Sentinel Island, but I have no control over what they do. They test

you, and if you push back, they're going to, like, hurt you. We all got staff infection,

like really aggressive staff infection, early. I want to be clear, like, it's all fun in games

we're talking about it. It was a hard trip on the body. You're sleeping on the ground. You're

in the mud. You're in the reef. Long story short, he went to three different specialists, and they found out he had some kind of parasite in his stomach.

People always ask the question, how can I do what you do for us?

You've got to be willing to take the kind of brutality that comes along with the good parts that you see on camera.

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