Formerly Goblins now Elves and the Applications of the Miracle Berry

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sanspans Network.
0:05.3	Home of comedy, culture, adventures, and ghosts.
0:11.0	Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:14.1	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:15.1	I'm Cass.
0:15.9	I'm Adam, and today's topic is elves.
0:26.1	Music topic is elves. I made it
0:26.9	goblins.
0:28.2	In the file.
0:30.1	What's your favorite type of elf?
0:31.6	Is it a Christmas elf?
0:32.6	Yeah.
0:33.4	All right.
0:34.3	Boring answer.
0:36.0	I gave you the first one to be like, oh, so we could all be like, this is dumb. Is it a Christmas elf? Or, and I didn't even let the or get out. It is a Christmas self. I like, you know, every single different type of culture has developed in some way, like the household elf. Yeah, yeah, that is cool. It's nice. It is nice to know there's like a little guy that lives in my fucking oven.
1:11.2	Yeah. Whatever. And if I forget to turn off the... How well do you think that those all types of elves adapted to modern technology? I don't think they did, dude. I think they had to go. Gremlin specifically target machinery.
1:14.1	That's true. Grimlins are like the bad version of that.
1:16.4	Do you think Grumlins existed before machinery?
1:18.4	Like, so was it grum- Were Gremlins being like, the wheel?
1:21.8	Fuck, I'm getting in it. I'm getting in it.
1:24.2	I'm gonna break a fire.
1:26.8	I guess Gremlin's arrived the moment we developed anything that looks like technology.
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