The Thank you. All right, all right. First of all, I would like to apologize to tonight's audience and the

viewers at home. We will not be airing the Steve Doosey cooking segment tonight.

We apologize to Mr. Doosey, but you'll still be able to get his new book

Cooking with Chrisco for free. Instead we have a very special show tonight so

let's welcome our guest.

She's still quite humorous with a fetus in her uterus.

New York Times best selling on their

budget contributor, Captain.

She's from San Francisco, but still appreciates indoor plumbing.

Co-host of outnumbered Emily Campagno.

His Deltoic can deflect an asteroid.

New York Times best-selling author, comedian,

and former NWA world champion, Tyrone!

And he loves Diet Coke, but hates the woke,

choosing this insanity over Sean Hannity let's crank it up to 11 for

president 45 and 47 the man who finally made that victory at foot 2, fighting out in the red corner from Queen New York,

the 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump. Drove. There you go.

So, Mr. P.

So, Mr. P. how's your golf game?

Well, haven't been thinking about it too much lately.

I always said golf is a very dangerous game.

It really is. It really is.

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