It is a fine Monday.

It's time to fuck their mothers and start this week off great. Let's kick this week's ass. I've been dragging ass all morning. Not anymore, though. We're going to bring the energy to the show and then it'll catapult the rest of my day. Chris, how is your Monday started off? I thought that was a golf polo. That's a full ass button up. Are you going to the pool afterwards about to unbutton that shit and show it off?

Man, I thought that was a golf polo. I didn't say full ass button up. Are you going to the

pool afterwards about to unbutton that shit and show it off? Man, I thought about just having it unbuttoned and walking around like that. But I didn't think it would be very professional. And I thought 99% of Menace Army would probably appreciate me buttoning my shit up so you can't see my abs. Here we go. One of the lost file episodes that I'm a little bit bummed about was, do you remember I did

a show with my shirt unbuttoned before I started lifting after Tennessee upset Alabama.

I drove into the radio station because my setup was there, did the whole show shirt unbuttoned

and you were, you just had the big cigar.

Yes.

We were on fucking

bullshit we were on straight bullshit dude that's a fact yeah dude and then and then remember

after that is when fucking tennessee fans turned on us dude oh yeah that'll happen

tennessee fans are known to turn turn gay turn to their cousin, all those things. Do you know how down bad you got to be to damn your cousin trying to smash? I was thinking about that this weekend. What? I'm just saying like they do that down there, don't they? Do what? What did you say? Like, so how down bad do you got to be to damn your cousin's

on a crack? Yeah. You got to happen on accident. I mean, or is it just like because it's like not a big deal and accepted if your cousin's hot, then you're not down bad at all. You're just trying to bag a haughty. Like is it just like in a family function? We're all drinking together and then I just I mean this this this furthers the point right like where is the

line I know in the south it's far closer one way yeah and we would like it to be right but like

where's the line like oh you know you meet a girl on Tinder you go out a couple times you find out

she's your you know third cousin is a problem? I don't know, too. I don't know. I'm just saying, where's the line? We're all related in some sense, right? Third cousin is what? That's like, because I get confused with like the second cousin and then like first cousin once removed. I don't know. That I don't have any idea. I just think about how, because here we go, I was doing some like SEC listening for some single law stuff. And I was thinking to myself like, damn, like how many times, like how many generations are you inbred to get to this conclusion and stand on it? And that's what I was thinking about it. That's what I'm saying. Where's the line? Like your grandpa's uncle's uncle's brother's grandkid, right? You have the same great grandparents, but you don't have the same grandparents. I don't like that. No, no, no. I don't either. I don't like that. Where's the line, though? I think that's the line. There's got to be a line at some point where you're like, no, that's fine. Isn't there? That's why I, that's why I, you're related, it's a fucking hard no. I support interracial dating because you just, you're further removed. I just made that out. What about step siblings? Not related at all, but raised together. Seen a lot of porn like that. I was going to say step. Step sibling porn got really huge during COVID because everyone was stuck in the house. Oh my God. Couldn't go out to the club. So it's like. Oh. Well, this is is actually, how are you? I like the color of your shirt. I'm great, Chris. I am great. I had a great weekend of nothing. I watched Quinn, didn't go to Quinn's tournament, played golf with Cam, which was awesome. He's a good little golfer, man. I was pretty impressed.. Did you guys play? We played Derby Creek in Marysville.

Good course.

Solid course. I liked it. Wasn't cheap, of course. Nothing's cheap. But yeah, it was a good weekend. Had a good weekend. Hung out yesterday. We really didn't do much yesterday. Took the kids to the park. Justine and I had ourselves

A little Sunday fun day.

Luke did have a baseball game.

He went two for three.

Shout out Big Lou.

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