Former Best Friend, Current Thief: Monday, January 23rd, 2023
The Toast
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🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. |
| 0:02.8 | Welcome back to the Toast. |
| 0:04.0 | Happy Monday squirrel friends. |
| 0:06.0 | How's everyone doing? |
| 0:07.0 | I'm sitting down with my former best friend, |
| 0:10.1 | current thief, Jackio. |
| 0:12.3 | Hey, Jackio, let's talk about your sweatshirt. |
| 0:14.7 | Let's talk about my sweatshirt that Claudia got for Florida |
| 0:18.4 | that she leaves in my guest room closet. |
| 0:21.0 | And a few weeks ago, I raided her closet. |
| 0:23.1 | The bitch doesn't come and she's got some cute shit |
| 0:26.8 | and I had to snatch it. |
| 0:28.5 | So I just want to say, I'm really actually flattered |
| 0:32.3 | that I purchased something that you'd like |
| 0:33.8 | because you're very like fashion girly |
| 0:35.6 | and I'm like a slob kebab. |
| 0:37.0 | So I get so fashion. |
| 0:38.7 | Do everyone see that Fendi dress Friday night |
| 0:40.9 | with the matching Fendi bag? |
| 0:43.0 | Okay, so I'm not like so mad, |
| 0:46.0 | but I do expect that to be returned when I do travel. |
| 0:48.9 | Of course. |
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