Forks, Fungus & Cruise Ship Shenanigans
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes the internet gives us a story so unbelievably disgusting that it hijacks an entire morning. This episode begins with one of those moments after a viral video shows a cruise passenger scraping fungus off her foot with a buffet fork... while other people are trying to eat. Naturally, the crew debates hygiene, cruise ships, humanity, and whether Earth deserves another season.
From there the chaos keeps rolling.
The gang talks about Missouri becoming the filming home for the upcoming Smoking the Bandit prequel series and wonders which cast member has the best chance of sneaking into the production. Then it's time for celebrity gossip, Comic-Con announcements, Green Day surprises, Ryan Gosling officially becoming Ghost Rider, Rick Moranis making his long-awaited return to Spaceballs, and Ryan Reynolds finding new ways to troll absolutely everyone.
David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar somehow become the center of another classic rock debate, complete with cocktail analysis, tour cancellations, residency talk, and the eternal question: is extending an olive branch still an olive branch if you're holding a martini?
The crew also breaks down Tom Holland's unforgettable Hot Ones appearance, Usher's awkward on-stage rejection, Chris Brown controversy, movie leaks, Marvel news, and enough pop culture commentary to keep your group chat busy all week.
Of course, no episode would be complete without Crap on Celebrities, birthday nonsense, ridiculous observations, sarcastic debates, and the kind of off-the-rails conversations that somehow make perfect sense before 10 AM.
If you love comedy podcasts, weird news, celebrity gossip, St. Louis humor, hilarious fails, entertainment commentary, and friends arguing about things nobody else would spend thirty minutes discussing, you've found your people.
Grab your coffee.
Maybe skip breakfast during the fungus conversation.
And definitely leave the buffet forks where they belong.
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