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Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2022
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
You wanna live fancy? Bitch, you better fork.
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis
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| 0:00.0 | Why lawyers use evidence in court, they show photos. |
| 0:05.3 | Once you see the images of the crimes, it can really change your impression. |
| 0:10.8 | Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:19.9 | I'm Griff. |
| 0:21.1 | And I am Ryan Gosling. |
| 0:22.8 | Oh, Ryan, you look good today. |
| 0:24.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:25.1 | Something's different about you. |
| 0:26.2 | Oh, I'm growing my hair out. |
| 0:28.0 | The Barbie movie, your filming's really influenced things. |
| 0:30.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:32.4 | Do blondes have more fun? |
| 0:34.2 | I know, I do. |
| 0:35.1 | Oh, Kira, this is actually Kira I'm sitting with in case |
| 0:38.3 | anyone thought it was actually right there. Yeah, just in case. Just in case. Girl, what's new with you? |
| 0:44.2 | Not too much is going on. I'm like in pre-production for a little short film thing that I can't |
| 0:51.6 | talk about yet, but I'll be excited to talk about soon. What about you, Griff? |
| 0:54.8 | I'm just trying to stay cool in L.A. |
| 0:56.9 | Just like my weeks are normal, except that it's now consistently 90 degrees every day. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.4 | Which is nice for the beach, but tough when you have a very old apartment with no air conditioning. |
| 1:09.7 | Do you have window units? |
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