Forgive Me Broads, For I Have Sinned

The Bad Broadcast

Dear Media, Madison Murphy

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

5 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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A Bad Broad Confessional today! Reading all your confessions and of course they ignite a deep rage inside my soul against those who have wronged you. I can't promise this episode starts your week on a positive note, but I can promise you it starts it on a fun and slightly insane one.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy. Hello ladies and a few gentlemen welcome back to a new episode of the bad
0:26.5	broadcast my name is Maddie Murphy I'm your host I just paid a ticket I just paid a ticket. I got a ticket like last week a moving to or what is it what is it called I have my paper right here what's it called when it's not a parking ticket I don't know motion motion ticket traffic traffic citation, whatever it is. I had to pay it. I got, yeah, I, you
0:47.7	guys want to hear what I got a ticket for. Okay, so when somebody has pulled over on the side of the road,
0:52.0	like when somebody gets pulled over by a cop,
0:53.5	you know, and you, like on the freeway
0:54.8	and they pull over to the right side,
0:56.9	you're not allowed to drive in the slow,
0:59.1	you can't drive right next to them, you have to get over.
1:01.0	I know that law, but sometimes it's hard to get over.
1:03.5	You can't just like veer off.
1:05.4	Anyway, I got pulled over for that for not getting over.
1:07.4	I guess the exact phrasing is failure to reduce speed or make space for a stationary emergency vehicle.
1:14.6	My registration was very expired though and he let me off with the warning so I was like, whatever,
1:19.4	just I guess, I guess this is my cross to bear.
1:23.2	Honestly he was also really nice like you know when you come across a cop with just like really great
1:27.4	vibes? Like I just I don't want to find him I wasn't getting emotional he wasn't
1:32.4	being rude about it. He was
1:34.0	really complimentary of Coco. Like he just I could tell he had a couple kids. He
1:38.5	totally understood. She was kind of freaking out. Anyway, he was just really nice thick mustache great dad baud
1:44.9	Am I attracted to him? No, I'm he did kind of have hopper vibes whatever he was really nice
1:50.0	So I just said you know what I'll take the L just give the ticket, and honestly it wasn't crazy, but I mean, there's a lot of other places I would rather put that money. But anyway, that's what I did this morning. You want to know what else I want to chat about. I want to chat about McDonald's Diet Coke because I don't know if it was
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