Afternoon, forget Stama, forget Kemi.

UK politics is doomed, but the only savior for us is Elon Musk.

That's right, Elon Musk.

Welcome to the John Gorn Show.

I'll explain to you what I mean by that.

Did you see that Thunderbird puppet with no strings

last night, Kirstama? He can't even switch on the Christmas lights outside Downing Street.

The man has zero charisma. In fact, he's got the charisma of a brown paper bag. And as one of my Twitter followers today said, that's an insult to

brown paper bags. He is useless. Oh, let's count down five, four. Nobody joined in with him.

Three, two, one. Push the button. There was a little little pause then the lights came on the tree who supplied

the tree where was lord alley when he needed him to make sure the lights came on and it was dynamic he was

dull as ditch water which sums up starma completely. He has not got charisma. He is not a leader

and it will never be a leader whilst I've got a hole in my underpants. Do you agree or disagree?

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And then last night, he went along to the mansion house and he gave a speech, didn't he,

where he actually compared himself to Winston Churchill.

He's not fit to even compare himself to Winston the bloody insurance dog in the adverts.

The guy's a jerk.

There he was in the white dicky bow and tails and the rest of it.

And he said, look, it's not a choice between us in Britain, siding with our oldest ally,

i.e.

the United States of America, although I always thought

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