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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forget It, Ronald. It's McDonaldland.

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Julie investigate the politics of McDonaldland and recast Magnolia with cats and dogs. Plus they give The Business to anti-masker Yakov Smirnoff and watch the Insane Clown Posse guest on Chris Hansen's quarantine talk show. And they review listener cartoons and finally reveal the limerick that Garrison Keillor sent to Prairie Home Companion cruise ticket holders in lieu of a refund.


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0:00.0

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0:35.0

B, B, B, Double Clans.

0:39.0

Double Clans. Double Clans.

0:40.0

Double Clans.

0:42.0

Double Clothes.

0:45.0

Double Prayer.

0:47.0

In Town.

0:49.0

Sharp Men and Julie Cloud. Hi everybody it's time for double threat. I'm

0:56.6

I'm Julie. I'm here in New York City.

0:59.9

I'm Tom and I'm in Los Angeles. What's up? Tom? Yes Julie.

1:11.6

I re-watched Magnolia the other day.

1:16.2

You did?

1:18.5

I did.

1:21.7

And how was it?

1:23.0

Pretty good I guess.

1:25.0

That was my Cartman impression.

1:27.0

So it's Cartman watching Magnolia.

1:30.0

Magnolia, pretty good, I guess.

1:33.0

So you liked it, still?

1:37.8

Does it hold up?

1:38.8

Well, parts of it hold up a little too well.

1:44.0

By the way, do you love it when people are like,

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