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Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Forget Coal — These Christmas Creatures Will Eat Naughty Children

Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Darren Marlar

True Crime, History, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Religion & Spirituality

4.64K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

While children in America might fear getting coal in their stockings, kids in other parts of the world are warned about demons who beat them bloody, a giant cat that devours the lazy, and an ogress who cooks and eats disobedient children for her Christmas dinner.

Ho ho ho, kids! If you like the stories Santa is telling, tell your friends and family about the Spooky Santa podcast so they can listen too!

STORY AND MUSIC CREDITS/SOURCES…
“Christmas Monsters”: https://tinyurl.com/stczesl
“Ruby’s Revenge” by Izzie, age 11 in Kensignton: https://tinyurl.com/sanns5y
“North Pole Coal” by Patrick Hueller: https://tinyurl.com/wkp7uu6
All music used with permission of the artists. Spooky Santa theme by Midnight Syndicate (http://amzn.to/2BYCoXZ). All other music by Nicolas Gasparini (http://bit.ly/2LykK0g).

***Spooky Santa™ and Weird Darkness® are creations and trademarks of Marlar House Productions and Weird Darkness, LLC. Copyright © Weird Darkness, 2024

"I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46

https://weirddarkness.com/ChristmasMonsters

#WeirdDarkness #Krampus #ChristmasMonsters #ScaryChristmas #HolidayHorror #CreepyChristmas #DarkFolklore #YuleCat #AntiSanta #EuropeanFolklore

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:01.0

There'll be parties for hosting

0:04.9

Marshbellers for toasting

0:06.8

And caroling out in the snow

0:09.3

There'll be scary ghost on

0:11.9

I'm dreaming of a fright

0:20.2

Christmas Hello I'm dreaming of a fright Christmas.

0:21.6

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

0:23.6

Hello, children, it's Santa, here for another episode of Spooky Santa.

0:29.6

I have some scary stories to share with you once again,

0:33.6

but be sure to ask your parents before you listen. I know if you've been bad or good,

0:40.4

so don't listen before talking to your parents, for goodness sake. Coming up in today's episode,

0:48.3

a friend of mine, Patrick Hewler, he wrote a story a few years ago called North Pole Coal, and well, ever since he wrote

0:56.7

it, it's been one of my favorite scary Christmas stories to tell ever since.

1:02.8

I also have a special story that was emailed to me from one of the ladies on my good list.

1:09.1

Izzy is 11 years old.

1:12.4

She lives in Kensington, England,

1:18.3

and she wrote a story called Ruby's Revenge, and she says that it came from a dream that she had. Or maybe it was a nightmare. And remember, if you want to write a scary story of your own,

1:26.1

you can email it to Letters at SpookySanta.com,

1:29.6

and I might read your story in an upcoming episode.

1:33.0

But first, Christmas isn't celebrated the same way around the world.

1:38.1

In some places, they not only get a visit from me, but also from Christmas monsters.

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