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Be There in Five

FOREVER '21.

Be There in Five

Kate Kennedy

Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.87.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Musings about DCOMs, recent events, wearing your metaphorical seatbelt, the mystery of literal seatbelt purses, Kate's educational plastic surgery consultation gone awry, things that haven't changed all that much from when she was 21 and now in 2021, a lot of random interjected thoughts about famed scripture-forward bags of Forever 21, and some closing thoughts for the year that are less of a bid for better days, and more of a plea to be better to yourself in 2022. She apologizes if this episode isn't holly jolly enough; listen at your own risk. Love you happiest holidays!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everybody, welcome back to the Be There In Five Podcast. I'm Kate Kennedy, your host.

0:17.5

This is my last episode of 2021. It might be more of a half episode. We'll see where

0:23.9

it goes because they don't really have a fully formed concept, but a half episode kind

0:29.2

of works because I only have half the number of advertisers as usual this week because

0:33.6

I was going to take this week off, but then decided not to go through with some partnerships

0:38.5

and contracts I had for things I didn't think were fit for the show or for you guys and

0:44.4

wanted to make up for the lost income if I'm honest. So here I am right before Christmas.

0:51.4

And I don't even know where to begin. Well, I guess I should also say I know I should

0:57.7

do a Christmas Kate Lila. I may say some of that in recorded Patreon over break. And

1:02.5

I know I still owe you like the sex ed episode, the care and keeping a view which I am doing,

1:06.5

but honestly, I wanted to wait to do that until after I saw my parents at Christmas.

1:10.2

And I also know, oh, you're courting nice how we built this like, but we've got time.

1:14.3

We've got time. I try to find a balance of planning things and promising things, but

1:20.7

also honoring kind of creative energy and whims I have that I don't know. Maybe it's because

1:29.6

I was on the road or things can get me down, but I haven't felt very like clear. And a

1:36.6

few months and I felt clear this week. And I don't know if that's because I, you know,

1:42.4

took Sunday off eight netted and watched Disney Channel original movies. The best advice

1:48.0

I got this week was somebody told me to do that and then to watch stepsister from from

1:51.7

planet weird and I take back everything I said. How how how did I, Catherine Kennedy forget

2:01.0

the iconic plot of a Disney Channel original movie where the totally completely hinges on

2:08.5

wind surfing. And this, you know, girls mom her name is Megan and I want to I remember

2:15.4

like loving her and fearing her. She has thick bangs, a stubborn disposition and a need

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