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We've had a slight disruption to our recording schedule.

So this episode, it's a mini-sode.

We're going to have our Patreon minisode next week.

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Trey, I found your dream job.

I can only imagine where this is going.

No, I really did.

I was like, this is amazing.

Let's hear it.

When the kids are all in school one day or when they're adults, you can be, this could be like, you could be like super famous doing this. It's called an intimacy coordinator. Have you ever heard of that? No, but I'm very interested. And like, I know you don't prefer the word intimacy. No, intimacy is basically having sex with somebody, right? Yeah, but we could. I mean, there's other forms of it, but those don't matter.

We can give you a different title.

Like, when you actually get the job, we can call you like... Sex coordinator. Yeah. Chief of Cock. Ah, Chief of Cock. President of Penis. The foreskin foreman. The head... Head giver. I would not be the foreskin foreman because I have yet to experience uncircumcised penis. Forskine informant. I have yet to experience and I'm avoiding it like the plague. I just imagine like putting that on your LinkedIn. I mean, I'd be like, sweet. Honestly, I'd like to hear more about the job. Okay. So. I'm not opposed. Is this me helping people have sex?

Yes, on camera.

Wait, no, wait.

It's not porn.

It's not what you said.

No, no, no, no, no.

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