Foreign and Domestic Threats Loom Over the 2020 Election | Bob Woodward

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🗓️ 24 September 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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The U.S. presidential election faces threats at home and from abroad, Dulce Sloan makes an economic case against police brutality, and Bob Woodward discusses his book "Rage." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Hey, what's going on everybody?
0:06.8	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:08.8	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:10.1	Today is Wednesday, the 23rd of September.
0:13.7	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:16.1	If you're having trouble finding a babysitter who's willing to come to your house in the
0:20.1	middle of a pandemic, don't stress.
0:23.3	Just put a scarecrow on top of a rumba.
0:26.3	Yeah.
0:27.3	That way you have someone to watch your kids and you'll finally get rid of those damn
0:30.8	crows in your house.
0:31.8	Lazy ass crows, you haven't paid rent in three months.
0:34.5	Anyway, on tonight's show, Dead Storms are coming back to life.
0:38.2	Donald Trump has a plan to win the election even if he doesn't.
0:41.2	And Dulce Sloan tells us why police brutality is coming out of your paycheck.
0:45.9	So let's do this people.
0:47.2	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:51.6	From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.
0:56.2	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
0:59.8	Here's a dish.
1:02.6	Let's kick things off with the weather reports.
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