One, two, three.

Skinny facial.

Yeah.

This episode is brought to you by Network Rail.

It's easy to disappear in your own bubble when you're out and about,

whether you're lost in your thoughts or lost in nature.

The last thing on your mind is the danger of trains

at level crossings.

Beware the bubble, stay aware, take care,

and help us keep you safe at level crossings.

My childhood in a nutshell,

where it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet,

but I did find George Maricol in there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club,

but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it.

I've only gone and turned it into a serious,

so do yourself a favor and watch my awkward years in glorious technicolor,

changing ends stream-free on ITVX.

Comedy is back in the building.

Alright, everybody.

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