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The answer? One inch long, but 12 inches in girth. That's gross, Stevie. That's gross.

You don't even know of what I was referring to. What do they call you? The stump?

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Welcome back, snitches. Look who's back in the mother-flip-in house with a light saber for your

mother-flip-in mouse. You haven't done a force-fighting all the time, where you been?

Well, I'll be honest with you. My master, Zedog MD, was upset with me because I was a little off the chain.

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