Okay, we're going to have a little fun. Evan Jenkins is joining us. The Masters is rolling on a Friday afternoon, one of a great weekends of television all year round. Elite nap time on the couch to the soundtrack.

But we want to have some fun. The rules of Augusta and the Masters are something to behold. Not only taking your cell phone, but all the

things you can't say. Let's get into it, shall we? So here's what we're going to do.

The music kills me. The music is so smug. It's so pretentious. So I'm going to tell you the words

that they can't say, you have to tell you the words that they can't say.

You have to tell me the words they have to say.

Oh, okay.

Is that fair?

Yeah.

And there's one that I know, so I'll jank myself on that one.

Okay.

So we start out, gentlemen.

When you are calling the masters, you are not allowed on television to call people fans.

You have to call them this.

This is the one I'm janking myself.

Sit this out.

Kenny.

Can't call them spectators, that's for sure.

I'm going to guess the audience.

Kenny says audience.

Rico.

You know what?

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