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James Bonding

For Your Eyes Only with Tom Lennon

James Bonding

48 Square, Inc.

Tv & Film

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Tom Lennon joins Matt and Matt to discuss the whimsy and wonder of Roger Moore's James Bond.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Matt and Matt. Hey guys, welcome to James Bonding episode 20-something. It's for your eyes only. Oh my god, we've finally got here. I'm at Myra.

0:12.8

That was where Matt Gourley was supposed to say I'm at Gourley, but he's not here because he's going to Mississippi for some reason probably

0:20.5

some sort of secret mission. I don't know about. He's very important.

0:25.2

Guys, this episode of James Bonding is brought to you by Mac Weldon. What can you believe it?

0:34.0

Guys, Mac Weldon, you know what they do? They make some awesome underwear shirts and socks. They got you covered, guys, literally underneath.

0:46.0

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1:07.9

warehouse workers dying from Amazon.

1:10.8

Not over at Mac Weldon. They probably treat their warehouse workers right. I have no evidence to back that up, but I just assume they do because they're sponsoring us. Guys, all their products are naturally anti-microbial.

1:23.4

What's that mean? That means that if you start sweating in your junk area, it's not going to stink up so bad. That's right. So if Goldfinger is going to cut your dick off with a laser, he's not going to know that you're worried.

1:37.6

He's not going to smell your junk starting to sweat because James Bond is probably wearing to Mac Weldon's. No problem from him. Guys, they want you to be comfortable. So if you don't like your first pair, what are you going to do? Right? You're going to probably package that up, send it back, and then maybe you'll get your money back wrong. If you don't like your first pair, you keep that shit. Mac Weldon doesn't want your dirty underwear, but they want you to be a satisfied customer. So they're going to refund you on that first pair.

2:07.2

If you don't like it, it's never going to happen. But, you know, in case it does, which it won't. No questions asked. The refund you, you keep it. You keep the thing you don't like. They're not going to ask questions. You liar. You probably really do like it. Don't be a jerk. Just buy it and be happy because it's awesome.

2:26.4

Not only does Mac Weldon underwear socks and shirt look good, they perform well too. What does that mean? Well, it means it's good for everything.

2:35.6

It's good for evenings of playing Bacharot, which I think, having been a fan of James Bond my entire life, I think the idea is to get closest to 19. I don't really know. You're just kind of like guessing what cards coming up next doesn't really make a ton of sense to me.

2:50.6

And that's why it went Casino Royal happen. They were like, let's switch it to Texas Hold'em Poker. That's really popular now. Plus Bacharots too hard to understand. And it's just played by old Chinese guys and casinos.

3:03.6

Guys, there is so much to love about Mac Weldon, but mostly you can love the fact that you go to Mac Weldon.com, M-A-C-K-W-E-L-D-O-N, and get 20% off. How do you do that? You just use the promo code Bond as in James Bond.

3:24.6

That's because you're listening to the James Bonding podcast, and it was brought to you by Mac Weldon.

3:31.6

Guys, please, please support our sponsors. They help us make this thing. And if you support them enough, Mac Gorley and I will probably think of other things to do with this podcast before we put it on ice after Spector comes out.

3:46.6

So if you're not, ladies and gentlemen, for your eyes only is right here.

3:52.6

Now entering nerdist.com.

4:01.6

Actually, it's satisfying while it was working. And now we're going to get your phone away from the microphone because it's causing so much interference.

4:08.6

We're going to need that later.

4:09.6

Hey, I'll drop it in in post. That's what we do here.

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