Oh, there you are.

Uh-huh, terrific. I'm Bob Slydele. This is my associate, Bob Ford.

Hi, Bob. Bob.

Here we go. Go ahead and grab a seat and join us for a minute.

See, what we're actually trying to do here is we're just...

We're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day in work.

So, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day for you?

Yeah.

Great. Well, I generally come in at least 15 minutes late after watching TV and toilet tweeting.

I use the side door. That way General Kelly can't see me.

Uh, and after that I just sort of space out for about an hour.

Hey!

Space out?

Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working.

Sometimes I press my red button for a Diet Coke just to make sure it's still there.

And I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too.

And then I'd say, I don't know, in a given week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real actual work.

Would you feel good sporting indulges and just tell us a little more?

Oh, yeah, sure. Let me tell you something about this Twitter account. Fucked up mine.

But it is not what you think. It is F-U-C.

It looks like the train is wearing the hat, but we don't sell a hat that big.

You have to see it for yourself. Believe me, it's just the best.

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