It's fake.

It's fake.

I'm Sean Ramoserim and I love Halloween.

But I've gone from being a Halloween Revler to more of a Halloween retiree instead of

hitting Halloween parties or parades.

I'm happy to just dress up and hand out candy to the kids and compliment their costumes.

So that's what I was doing last night.

But a thing I kept noticing is that kids wouldn't say trick or treat.

They just walk up to me and, you know, hold up their plastic pumpkin or their plastic

bag or open up their pillowcase and wait for me to hand them candy.

And eventually I realized that's because I was actually doing it wrong.

I was standing on my stoop, eagerly awaiting trick or treaters, but where I needed to be

was behind my door, waiting for them to ring my doorbell doorbell open door, moment

of suspense.

They say trick or treat.

You hand out candy or get egged.

The problem is, I don't even have a doorbell, which means I'm really doing it wrong.

At least according to the latest season of Nice Try, Nice Try's first season was all

about utopias.

And the new one is all about the lifestyle products that have been sold to us over and

over and the promises of domestic self improvement they've made.

The first episode of the new season is all about the doorbell, the essential technology

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