Starling Bob Hope and his special guest, Wayne Morris.

Thank you very much. How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?

Lasting from San Francisco Hope.

Well, here we are in the Golden Gate City.

I love playing in San Francisco with all these hills.

It's really wonderful when you lay an egg here,

it rolls down and disappears into the bay.

The dogs here in San Francisco don't have their tails clipped,

but just wear them off, going down the hills.

I spotted a cute little blonde down power street today,

but it didn't do any good when we got to the bottom.

She was two feet taller than I was.

And Market Street is really something.

Big buildings on each side, six street cars in the middle

and the sidewalk and the other side, if you live.

The Newspaper photographers were all down at the radio station when I arrived,

but I didn't like the pictures that came out in the papers.

There's no use talking.

I'll have to learn to climb down those poor men's steps frontwards.

That's a joke you have to think about for a minute.

I wish I thought about it a minute before I put it in.

I went into a store here called O'Connor Moffe,

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