Hey everybody, hi friends, well from beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah.

It's Thank God I'm Atheist, the podcast, I'm Frank Feldman, and I'm Dan Beacher, and

coming up on the show today, Dan. It was Mormon General Conference, and there were some

developments, and there was a really big one, something that you might remember from your

time in the church, which was for the strength of youth pamphlet that they give out to all

the kids. It provides guidance for the right way to live. I mean, it provides guidance

if you bother to read it, did anyone bother to read? I never read it. I think it was given

to me, or at least I was made aware that it existed, but I read a pamphlet from my church.

I read it, covered cover. I read it. I marked it up. I dog-eared pages for reference.

You liar. I went back to that so often, you know, because it's important to know how

you're supposed to style your hair. We'll get to what kind of clothes you wear. No spoilers,

no spoilers, because we're going to dive into it, and ladies and gentlemen, especially if you

were never Mormon, you will have some insights by the end of this program. All right, but first, Dan,

some things happened this week out in the world, and we want to talk about them, and this one

comes to us from the Vatican City. Dan, this is a papal announcement. A papal announcement.

Nothing of the sort. Nothing to do with any cardinals or intrigue. It has to do with the other side,

the public facing side of the Vatican, which is limited. It's like St. Peter's and St. Peter's

Square and the Vatican Museums. Dan. That's what you want. That's the good part.

You go. It's not just religious art. It's like all sorts of crazy art. It's really

important. Dan, how do you do this? They hoard the gold in the art. How dare you?

Somebody who is helping define the idea of the ugly American was there at the museum this last

week and for whatever reason had gone to the Vatican Museum where they started to

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