This is the 911 close-up podcast with the operator and his senior assistant, Jack Lomona.

I don't know, it's weird I wasn't even really angry with him.

It just kind of happened. I've been planning on killing for a while now.

The two of them are just anybody.

Pretty much anybody.

So, your ass roues on fire?

It was on fire, yeah. The last time it was on fire at the very end of us recording, but I didn't want it interrupt you.

I just dumped a bunch of beer into it and put it out.

Does beer start on fire?

Not the stuff I drink. No, I don't drink that high octane garbage that hobos drink.

I drink some quality Belgian beer.

Those Belgians, they make good waffles. Hey, we're going to do something different this time.

Okay.

When we start and everything, I'm not going to edit any of it.

Okay, I have a feeling you've started now then, if that's the case.

Maybe, maybe not. Who knows? We'll have to wait till you give it to your boss in the public feeds.

Yeah. So, were you ready to start?

I'm ready. Yeah. All right.

I might be shifting around quite a bit here. It's cold here. It's negative 35, but feels like negative 42 right now.

Thanks. What am I hearing?

Let's see.

Yeah, you want to clap in? Yeah, you want to clap in? Yeah.

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