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My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s. I didn't even know I was

in the closet but I did find George Marklin there. My dad was the manager of the local football club

but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie. I don't know why I'm telling you

about it. They've only gone and turned it into a series. So do yourself a favor and watch my

awkward years in glorious technicolor, changing ends, stream free on ITVX. Comedy is back in the building.

Thanks for listening to The Coy-Pond on podcast one.

Don't think it just blessed a mood because joint is gonna get you in the mood.

Hey! The Coy-Pond. That's Apple to app for the Black Eyed Peas. What's his song right there?

Yeah. I love that opening. Oh you do? It gets me dancing and I don't dance.

It's such a great beat right? It's really energizing. It's a feel good.

It is a feel good. You need that feel good. Like I wouldn't like another thing you need to do to

feel good I think is you just if you have a shitty mirror in your house get rid of it.

Wait. What's a shitty mirror? Right out of the game. Shitty mirrors. You know mirrors that where you look

at it you don't look good. It's the mirror. It's not you sometimes. No no here's the thing.

Yeah. In certain hotels okay the mirrors are almost like HD. Yes. And they show every flaw.

That's true. And you look fluorescent lighting and shit. You're like what the...

This is what the fuck I look like. Yeah. Oh shit. This is teal. Yeah you got it.

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