Hey, true weirdos, at the end of this episode, stick around if you want for a little bonus content and conversation.

This little piggy went to market.

There are websites like Feetfinder and fun with feet that sell picks of feet, the feet of more than hundreds of thousands

of entrepreneurial, amateur, and pro foot models.

Buyers can sign up and engage with sellers to get exactly the kind of foot photos they want

in their favorite categories.

This little piggy stayed home.

Maybe you're looking for picks of feet and soft fuzzy socks or bare feet,

feet with flawless nail polish, feet with tattoos or scars.

This little piggy had roast beef.

Feet covered in soil or sand or whipped cream or spaghetti sauce.

The possibilities are nearly limitless.

And this little piggy had none.

There are creators on only fans earning thousands of dollars every month off their feet.

A quick Google search offers up advice on how to take the best foot photos,

the biggest trends in footpicks.

Black and white photography is hot at the moment.

You'd probably be amazed at just how huge the online foot photo community is.

But like everything else about human behavior,

there can be a dark side to having a fondness for feet,

a twisted side, even, I hate to say it, a deadly side.

And this little piggy cried, we, we, we all the way home.

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