Football. Week 10 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Done Chains, And Coach O's Big Win
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 11 November 2019
⏱️ 117 minutes
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NFL Week 10 Fastest 2 minutes (2:12 - 8:11). Kirk Cousins won a primetime game but also Jason Garrett lost it, Lamar Jackson is incredible. Freddie Kitchens did his best to keep fucking up the Browns, The Bears might just be back, the Chiefs are an enigma, Dan Quinn's job was saved, Pat Shurmur's wasn't. The Dolphins are hot and the Jets may run the table. Who's back of the week. Football guy of the week. Recapping a great College Football Weekend and LSU/Minnesota's big wins. Plus a Monday Reading from Darren Rovell.
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| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, football week 10 recap. Plus some college football recap. LSU beat Bama, Minnesota is for real. But we have a lot of NFL to get to. We also have who's back of the week. We have our football guy the week in a Monday reading before we do all that though. Part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. Cash app is simplest way to send and save money and now it's the simplest way to try to grow your money. Introducing Cash app investing. Unlike investing tools, it only lets you buy whole shares of a stock. Cash App lets you purchase slices of shares. This way, when your favorite company stock is just a little too expensive, you can still own a piece with just as little as $1. Because Cash App is directly connected to your bank account, there are no four to five day waiting periods for inbound transfers so you can start investing today |
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| 2:35.1 | Today is Monday |
| 2:37.2 | November 11th |
| 2:39.5 | week |
| 2:41.0 | 10 |
| 2:43.0 | D.A.s is it the Ocho plus juice? Yes, yes. We done. Semana, yes. We started the windy city where cocaine, mid-strabisky, shut down Marvin Matt Jones' offensive campaign. Jeff Epstein, Driscoe, didn't kill himself, but Ha Ha Bill Clinton dicks and the Bears defense did. Club Dub is back open, as there is no quit Kowski in the monsters in the midway. Nick that is Bears 20, Lions 13. What? What? What? Instructionality, where the Red Hot Ravens meet the rock bottom bangles. Hey, Teach, ya boom. It's the Ravens' backfield on the New York City Athletic Club in Mendisumber? You're too much, boom. Well, Robert Griffin's a turn was a quality number two behind Kendrick Lamar Jackson, who hooked up with the Hollywood Brown for that... Yeah, yeah, yeah! Coach Jack Eric Taylor says, full eyes, clear farts, always lose, as the bangles stay witnessless. Ravens 49 just sent to Nettie bagels. Dark tape. We go up I-71 to Cleveland where Freddie Mercury Kitchen says we are the offseason champions. And he just needs somebody. Ooh somebody can anybody find Freddie? Somebody to job. Frank Gore-Vidal has had a long career, but struggled to produce any quality screenplays. Stop me if you've heard this before, but the bills missed an important kick in a game-winning situation as Stephen burning down the house. Scott missed two crucial field goals, and the talking heads will be discussing his job security after this one. Brown 16, Bill's 13, some spread, whew, whew, psh! And the big easy, where breeze are dying at an alarming rate, as they're missing Teddy Bridgewater with claims that Drew is too waspy, even though he'll get a yellow jacket one day. |
| 4:45.0 | Alvin Camerodona in the Saints office was plugged up worse than I know is after our night at an Argentine nightclub. Dan Quinn Snyder has his defense jazzed up and ready to go with this big match and his job is safe as there won't be a quinteram head coach this week. Falcon 26, the sights, none! Whip! Whip! To the meowdowlands for the catpole at pet life stadium. This is a feline town. No room for a sake wand, bark, bark, bark Lee. Sam Darnold swatzenegger said I'll be back, back, back, back, back, as he looked at the New York receiving core and said our money isn't walking through that door. It's not a Thoma. The Jets, Chinese and coach patched Sherman in a detect serious heat on his seat and we're not talking about my friends. I got caught in between a Buma and a Schwarzenegger. We're not talking about my friends. That's an office champ on folks. It's been a bit of hot scenes. Just coach Adam Gasolina. |
| 5:49.1 | Teble. That's the office of child fought folks. Speed, speed, they got hot seats. The Jets coach, Adam Gasolina, temporary put out to my head, Jets 30, 20, 27. The only boom. Standing on the corner team is with the Tampa Florida. Such a fine sight to see. It's a coach, my lord. Look at sharp as the sword. Oh my God, that's where the King's Mary. Come on, Kyler. Don't be a liar. You really, five, eight. You're going to get your GM 5-8. You're going to get your GM 5-8. Box. 30. Cardinals 27. Now that it points. And the frozen tundra, we go where Kyle Tim Allen looked up at the sky and said, officers, I know who provided this cocaine. Aaron Brock of its Roger said, now that any Lacey has gone someone in the spec field needs to have a couple C-Cups. Jimmy Instagram made his influence known as Aaron Jones, brought the bang energy to the Packers' office, and Danny Vitale led the way, smashing that follow button. It was A Ron's Day, but not reverse, as the Packers' season was shook by the Lambo Stoke Club Packers 24 the Packers 6 time. We have come to the top for the first time Swimming together as we sing our rinds This is a new world beyond our dreams We are the dolphins Hey, hey, hey Look at us jumping Hey, hey, hey Dolphin 16, cult 13 We finished in the still study Where Mike Donald was playing chess While Sean McVeigh was playing hackers. Mason don't you know I'm human too why you gotta be so rude off brought the magic with an exclamation point and the Rams are regretting marrying that girly. Makeoffence Patrick's lazy dropped in on Kelly Broger Guff's wave scoring six point breaks on the way to a jaylor's win stellar sub routine the Rams 12 All right week 10 in the books Almost Kirk cousins has won a prime time game now Kirk cousins should we say Kirk cousins won a prime time game Or should we say Dalvin cook won a prime time game and Jason Garrett's in aptitude won a prime time game or a Zika Elliott lost prime time game or or basically the entire Cowboys coaching staff being like, Hey, Dak Prescott is in the zone. He's doing his hip motions and looking like an awesome, awesome quarterback. Let's make sure that we hand the ball off a couple of times in the last drive to establish the run when we need to touch down. |
| 8:45.0 | You have to, because that opens up the play action on the Hail Mary later. |
| 8:48.0 | Yes. |
| 8:49.0 | If you, if you hand the ball off to Zeeck, the clip of DAC before the game warming up, activating his hips, firing the glutes off. Fire him. He was dancing around like, well, it was like hips don't lie. Yeah, it was a lot. He looked like Elaine Benis on meth if I could make a reference that Mike Florey would understand. |
| 9:05.0 | Yes, Seinfeld. |
| 9:05.9 | And everyone's father. |
| 9:06.8 | He was, it looked so funny when he was doing that. |
| 9:09.1 | Just like twitching his f- a lot here. So he looked like a lane binis on meth if I could make a reference that Mike Florey would understand. Yes, |
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