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Off the Ball Podcast

Football; Landward at 50; Dougie hat-trick; 'I've never seen...' and Star Trek XI with Dougie Vipond and Martin Quinn

Off the Ball Podcast

BBC

Sports

4.6606 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The most petty and ill informed podcast in the world! Football; Dougie hat-trick; I've never seen...; Terracing Teaser and Star Trek XI with Dougie Vipond and Martin Quinn joining Stuart Cosgrove and Tam Cowan. 'The one where Tam tells us he's never seen Friends!' Hear how Start Trek actor Martin Quinn used the word 'bawheid' in space and Dougie Vipond relives his infamous 'auto-cue' nightmare.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts.

0:07.2

Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.

0:09.3

Wayne Rooney, Kay Curd and me, Kelly Somers,

0:11.8

break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond.

0:14.9

He's gone in quite quick, but he hasn't caught him high.

0:18.1

I just don't think it's the red card.

0:19.6

Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. I was going into positions and doing things I shouldn't have really been doing, but you do it because you feel like you have to, and I helped us drive on and win the FA Club. The Wayne Rooney Show. Watch an eye player, listen on Towns. Greetings! Welcome to another edition of the Off the Ball podcast with Stuart Cosgrove and Tam Cowan.

0:43.0

For full terms and conditions of use, please go to the website, BBC.com.

0:47.1

Dot UK slash Off the Ball and follow the links to the podcast page.

0:51.1

One, two, three, four.

0:59.8

Thank you. to the podcast page. Yes, great drumming there

1:01.8

and that's why we've got Duggy Viupon on the show.

1:04.5

I noticed, I don't know if you have followed it,

1:07.6

but James Gadsen passed away yesterday,

1:12.7

the phenomenal Motown drummer, one of the great R&B drummers

1:15.6

fantastic amazing player absolutely amazing player

1:18.4

and yeah just the coolest and grueviest of them all I think

1:21.9

oh yeah so there you go

1:23.4

Ress Hockney drummers Buddy Rich and we've got a rich

1:26.3

buddy oh yes that's clever Ah, aye, buddy Rich was some drummer But anyhow, Dougie, would you like to just thank Stuart Before we get any further? Thank you, Stuart. Cheers, Dougie. Because it was Stuart, of course, at Spart, Dougie Vibeye Vy Pond's TV career, wasn't it? That's right. Dougie, for the younger listeners, Stuart was away, I think, Sri Lanka for three weeks. Somebody says, well, we'll try that Doogie Viapon boy. He's a wee 15-year-old drummer with Deakin Blue, the band. Dougie came in, and it was a lovely guy in here of yesterday, Ken McQuarrie who thought I like the sound

2:00.8

of that guy

2:01.3

on off the ball

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