Football chat is BANNED | Triforce #357

Triforce!

Lewis Brindley & Simon Lane

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy, Games

4.9 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Triforce! Episode 357! Zoomer Sips doesn't have the attention span to watch a movie in one sitting, and we discover some hilarious alternate names for porn-ified franchises. Football chat ends at around 35 minutes in and we get a tiny dose of Lews News! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Pickax. Can't sleep. Bills are almost double. Pension comes in on a water rate or heat.
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1:14.4	Hello everyone.
1:16.8	Welcome back to the Trifold podcast.
1:18.8	Oh, sorry, we missed a week.
1:20.2	Yeah, well, yeah.
1:21.2	What happened?
1:24.0	I thought we had some extra ones, but I guess not. No, you know, we'd be, we'd be busy.
1:26.8	Right.
1:27.1	It's, you know, I went away. Speak for yourself. And then we did a special shoot for a week, didn't we? Down here. If you haven't been busy, how can we never do a mailbag? That's true. You always say, oh, I can't do Fridays. I'm busy. So we can't. I know. There's always something going on on Friday for some reason.
1:47.2	Between 10 and 11? Yeah. Yeah. Reschedule that shit. No, but it's like prime time like for like appointments and stuff. That is when the workmen turn up. That is. Yeah. They love turning up. And for me, I'm obviously on the office on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and this week on Mondays.
2:03.1	So Thursdays he's something like that is right now. There's a man coming in like 10 minutes. Right. But my partner's going to have to let him in, hopefully. I mean, yeah. You both have other people around the house that can let people in. But she's not always around.
2:18.7	You know, she's got her own life.
2:19.6	She's doing her own thing.
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