We really should have recorded this yesterday, shouldn't we?

Why should we have recorded it yesterday, Ian? Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, because we wouldn't then have to talk about the Royals so much.

Oh, yeah.

I grudgingly, you know the extensive planning that we do for this podcast,

where basically 20 minutes before we do to start, I vaguely write a list.

And my finger sort of hovered over, and then I did grudgingly down the bottom of the list right reels because we sort of need to touch on it.

Do you think that we are out of touch with the rest of the country?

Not completely. We're obviously out of touch with our sort of media jobs because once again on Good Morning Britain on Friday we were joined

by a royal correspondent Emily from the Sun who was good fun I thought but you and I were basically

sat there with sort of a couple of faces like slapped asses going to oh god like spoiled teenagers weren't we

I'm surprised you didn't get your phone out at one point

oh god

do we have to talk about the royals

it was like

and they almost got a bit cross with us

I think yes you have got to talk about the royals

that's what we're paying you for

yeah and then whatever what was the other subject

i said i'm not interested in that either anyway we are going to talk are we getting a bit above

ourselves possibly but they still keep having us back don't they so true but when you go off on your swingers holiday to India, though, Aisha's replacing you for two weeks. Brilliant. Oh, then again, will you want me back? And she's going to be replacing you on this podcast for two weeks. Oh, yes, no, that's what I meant, yes. Oh, right. No, good morning, Britain as well.

I'm going to be ousted. I may have to stay in India.

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