Picture a hash brown. Yep. There it is. Right there. Would you look at that? A golden oval of

crispy deliciousness. From where? Well, you already know. Breakfast, done properly.

Serve until 11 a.m.

Hey everyone. This is Hope. On this week's episode of Risk, we'll hear 11 a.m. Hey, everyone. This is Hope.

On this week's episode of Risk, we'll hear from Zeke Nicholson.

The bells are ringing, and that means that classes are canceled, and the entire school

hikes up a mountain together, eats apple cider donuts, and listens to Acapella.

It's the Super Bowl of Acapella.

That and more. But first, you've probably been hearing a lot in the news about the Department

of Government Efficiency. Well, sadly, risk has not been spared from the federal budget cuts.

We had to let go of the entire staff. Kevin is gone. The editor's gone. I'm just the

unpaid intern, and I've been promoted to host, producer, editor, and HR team, which trust me,

we really need around here. And remember when John would come on and say,

We'll be right back. Yeah, we can't afford that either. So now we just play this.

It's the only sound effect I have on my hard drive and we can't afford the Wi-Fi anymore.

So I guess here's the show.

Yeah. So, I guess here's the show. Oh, oh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, This is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to share. I'm Hope Brush,

and this is the best band of all time, The Shags behind me now. And in honor of April Fool's Day,

we're calling this week's episode Foolish. One time, I sent a clip of this song to an old

professor of mine who started a music production company, and I told

him that this was my new band, and would he be interested in working with us? He was famous

for playing April Fool's Day pranks at the college he taught at, so I had to get my revenge.

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