Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room,

the Ted Nuggett.

Head chef in a house.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

You know, I used to say I think everybody tries to eat

a little healthier in this and that.

But frankly, some people don't.

True.

There's nothing wrong with it.

You don't have to.

Do your life.

Yeah.

Well, you know, I know it's people that eat like crap.

They're in great health.

They don't gain weight, like, all right, yeah.

Let's screw it.

You know that person, too.

Yeah.

All right.

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