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🗓️ 31 October 2024
⏱️ 41 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and happy Halloween to the damned. |
0:06.2 | The stupid children, the spooky skeleton motherfuckers, |
0:11.8 | the cult of the hammer and scythe, what have you, |
0:19.4 | a little spooky children that listen to this podcast. Hello. |
0:24.9 | If you're new to the podcast, if you joined us recently, you may not be familiar with what's happening here, which is that every Halloween, I lose my mind because I love Halloween. |
0:38.3 | It's my favorite holiday. |
0:40.2 | It's my favorite day of the year. |
0:41.2 | I'm one of those people. |
0:44.0 | Spooky season people. |
0:45.6 | I know. |
0:46.0 | I know it sucks. |
0:46.9 | I can't help it. |
0:47.6 | It's who I am. |
0:49.4 | And every Halloween, I find myself inspired to write a play. |
0:54.8 | They're usually not very good. |
0:56.4 | They're usually written on cocktail napkins here or there as I travel around the country playing laundromats in front of ten people. |
1:06.6 | Some years have been better than others. |
1:08.3 | I'm aware. |
1:10.0 | What can I say? |
1:11.2 | I'm an artist. |
1:11.9 | I like to throw a bunch of shit at the walls and what sticks. |
1:15.8 | And, you know, I don't always have inspiration. |
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