LGBT folks come in all shapes and colors, even shades of miserable conservative beige.

A gay journalist who says he used to be liberal is now saying he's ready to come out as conservative,

claiming he's a victim of all the outrage over his article on an alt-right gay scammer

whose attempt at pissing people off is putting money in his pocket.

Today we're taking a look at the few but miserable LGBT folks who for some reason are hot

for Trump's, Bannons, and Putin's Nazi dongs.

Plus, a gas station cashier in Australia wants you to keep your sweaty, titty money in your bra.

Ani steady says eating fruits and vegetables is great for lifting your spirits.

No surprise, Trump's inauguration poster has a misspelling.

And happy pun day, a tribute to fabulous puns.

I'm Fausto Furnos.

I'm Mark Billion.

And this...

And this is Feast of Fun.

Hey, that's my line.

It's mine now.

Is that too weird?

Is that not weird?

No, it's fine.

Not shaving gives me more time for misbehaving.

Get this sexy t-shirt and all our fabulous designs at feastafun.com slash store.

Alexis K. Tyler was right.

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