Jessica, this is the happiest day of my life, right up there with the day I bought my RV and insured it with Progressive.

Man, I love that thing.

There are a million fish in the sea, which I'm reminded of every time I bring my RV to the lake, but I vow to love and cherish you.

Just as much as I cherish campsites with full electric and water hookups.

I'm so sorry.

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Every team, every topic, everywhere, this is Believe.

Fly coolly, flip, fly, purple, me. This is Believe. You know, Quiggs, The Simpsons has been on forever, but still, it started 14 years after the Flyers' last Stanley Cup.

And I sure hope Chuck Fletcher didn't watch this latest episode because it showed the importance of goons.

I mean, Dave Schultz was a voice, and it did as good of a job as a 70s Broad Street bully could do voice acting on an animated show.

And, you know, great job.

Great job by Shultzzi on that one.

But Chuck Fletcher is somebody who I don't trust to get the right message when it comes to larger hockey players, especially in the modern era.

I'm convinced that's why he didn't sign Johnny Goddrow because he was just too small for

Chuck Fletcher. Size matters, Steve.

Size matters. That's, listen, it's, it's, it's all about how you use that size.

It's all about the motion of the ocean on the ice.

If you look at Risto, that's a very apparent lesson. He has the size, but he doesn't know how to use it.

I'm sorry, Ristow. I didn't mean it like that. Please don't murder me. You can still murder me.

I know. He's going to find you and track you down and kill you.

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