Every team, every topic, everywhere, I saw a revelation.

I saw a revelation earlier today, and I'm excited to institute this into my

everyday life. A very exciting thing I saw. D.K. Metcalf from the Seattle Seahawks,

should have been a Philadelphia Eagle, D.K. Metcalf, went on a program with Kevin Garnett

earlier and told us about his revolutionary new diet

where he says, I eat one meal a day, drink one coffee, and eat like three to four bags

of candy. And rookie. What a diet.

Only three to four. He's got some, he's got to step up a little bit, I think.

Yeah.

Just to be an athlete where you're just, your job is to burn that many calories that you can just be like, yeah, I've just eat three to four bags of can.

And he went on to clarify that the candy is like, he eats like, like, like, like gummy, like, like, gummy worms or like, I think he said like the, like, like, like eats like, like, like, like gummy, like, uh, like gummy worms or like, uh,

I think he said like the like, like, lifesavers gummies. So it's like gummy candy just eating three to

four bags is going to actually is too much for me and I love candy and that's just too much for me.

Yeah, that's way too much. And like I got to say like even even if it is gummy worms or gummy bears or whatever, like, are those technically, like, healthier candies than some of these other ones you have out there? Like, do those, are they easier to burn off for someone like him? Which, like, by the way, I do want to say, like, his sick, like, things like this piss me off because he has an unbelievable insane humanoid body.

Like he's got that, like an eight pack, it's not even a six pack.

He's got like an eight pack abs.

And here I am just trying to get a six pack.

And the second I have a single slice of pizza.

I'm like just a sloth, sloppy, gross, slow, flabby creature for like an entire week.

And it takes me that long to burn it all off. And it just, it annoys me that there are people

genetically just insane like, like, like, D.K.k is i'm just content to have my keg i

can't even dream of a six-pack a four-pack i would settle for a two-pack really but i just have

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