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The Jason Manford Show

Flying Ant Day

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and Steve Edge return and with them bring you embarrassing faux pas' after Jason had a incident in a florists. Plus they take your best facts and hear about a woman who has married an alien.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bird's ice steam fresh.

0:26.1

frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy. Jason Manford. on absolute radio. How the devil are you? Are you okay? How's your Sunday morning?

0:44.8

How's your week been? What have you got planned today?

0:47.8

Lovely to chat to you. Steve Edges here. Good morning. There's a lot of questions.

0:52.4

That was a lot of questions. That was a lot of questions. I just thought, you know, it's nice to put it out there. I'll try and answer them. Yes, no. Well, all right. Well, gardening. And yeah, cat bought her out, mousing.

1:05.0

Yeah, that's the full.

1:07.0

That's all the answers I want.

1:09.0

That's all the answer.

1:10.0

And what would be my answers?

1:12.0

My answers would be, be yeah fine but tired

1:16.6

not bad seeing the family just seeing a pigeon explode on the road

1:22.2

yeah a little bit of everything,

1:24.0

but just everything, just that's all the answers.

1:26.0

Nage has gone mad this, I think.

1:28.0

If you really seen a pigeon explode on the road.

1:29.0

Yeah, like somebody, I mean, he got hit by didn't just it wasn't like a spontaneous thing yeah but it was you know I've seen it

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