This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, and relax, hey? Good Lord, what a welcome oasis of calm and frivolity, mystery hour.

Well, it is every week, isn't it? The grim of the news, the more

relief we enjoy on this hour of fun and frolics. What is it, by the way, you may not know.

It's a bit daft to be honest, but God knows how it's managed to survive for so many years,

let alone spawn a real-life board game available in all the usual retailers and also from mystery hour.co.

Someone rings in with a question and then someone else rings in with the answer.

And I use these contributions as foils to launch hilarious flights of fancy.

No, I don't really. but that is all it is someone rings

in with a question and someone else rings in with an answer and if you're thinking that sounds a bit

rubbish you'd be wrong as you're about to discover by staying tuned to James O'Brien's mystery

hour did I mention the board game I did did I mention you can you can have one? I did. Well, I did, but that would involve buying it from mystery hour.com.uk. Or winning it. Oh yes. You could win it right now. Today. By 1 o'clock today, you could be the imminent recipient of the mystery hour board game.

All you have to do is be my favourite contributor of the week.

That's it.

The full terms and conditions are at lbc.co.com.

I think we'll just crack on, shall we?

Because, I mean, everyone knows what it is.

If you don't know what it is, you'll soon work it out.

If you get a question right, you win a round of applause.

If your qualifications for getting the question right are unbelievably apposite, is that the right

word? Apazite, apposite, apposite, then you get a Rayleota, a tribute recorded for us by the late

great Rayleota some years ago. And if none of this makes the blindest bit of sense,

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