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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Helium Comedy in Philadelphia, Greg flaps on about Fatburger, the founding fathers and Fairuza Balk.

Transcript

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0:00.0

MADBCong on the battle set

0:10.0

Thank you.

0:27.2

Right here, I was able to spot that.

0:32.0

Holy Motherfist, relentless comedy club!

0:36.0

Taheliam right here on Stantsome Street, located in the delicious Khuld kalzd district, here

0:38.8

in Philadelphia.

0:39.8

Wow, I just came in from Los Angeles and oh my goodness. I wasn't really ready for it

0:45.0

But hey, here we are. I forgot to put my hat on before I left the hotel tonight

0:49.6

And I have a really awesome beaver hot that I wear that makes me look like a rough Russian refugee and

0:55.9

Yeah, my wife calls me povl hovel when I wear it and I couldn't look more Jewish than it really like

1:01.3

I've just escaped from a prison camp

1:03.0

But I forgot to wear it tonight and I think I'm maybe five minutes walk from here and by the time I got here

1:07.6

I was like help me. I'm like in Dr. Jabago. I had a frozen mustache. Julie Christie was on my ass

1:14.7

Fucking cold you guys, but you knew that already. I've come from California where we've had lovely weather

1:20.2

It rained a couple of days ago as you know, and that was the end of the world

1:25.0

As I said on the last episode that you haven't heard yet

1:28.1

If you

1:29.1

It rained on Oscar night, which was like the night Christ died

1:32.6

That kind of tragedy in LA. We're not ready for all at once light rainfall and Oscar night

1:37.6

At the same time. It's just a heinous affair

1:39.8

But it's awesome to be here in Philadelphia

1:41.5

It's called the city of brotherly love and it really is if you're listening out there in Proofcast land

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