Flute Scandal

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The Wild Horses are back! Mary Holland, Erin Whitehead, Lauren Lapkus, and Stephanie Allynne join Matt Besser this week for scenes about the aftermath of their worst show ever, a movie executive who wont put on his pants, and auditions for a movie with a controversial male lead. Plus, Uber interviews inspire an Americas Got Talent contestant with a penchant for mocking impressions and a cab driver who spends too much time reassuring his riders. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (code: IMPROV).

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	So Steph, have you heard about the flute scandal?
0:02.4	No.
0:03.4	No.
0:04.4	No, hold on.
0:05.4	Take it away from her.
0:06.4	I wanted to guess what it is.
0:07.8	It's a scandal.
0:09.8	It's in the public school system and has to do with flutes.
0:12.7	What could it possibly be?
0:13.7	Is it sexual?
0:15.7	Unfortunately, yes.
0:18.3	I got, yeah.
0:19.3	It would have to follow that.
0:20.3	It's not not sexual.
0:21.3	A flute scandal?
0:23.3	Yeah.
0:24.3	I don't know.
0:26.3	There.
0:27.3	Oh.
0:28.3	Oh, okay.
0:29.3	We are putting it up themselves.
0:30.9	No.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Matt Besser, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Matt Besser and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.