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Flu Kicked My Ass & Jackie Lost His Mind

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Jackie The Joke Man Needs WELLNESS CHECK?!
https://youtu.be/1mwQ1v4gkLE

Opie battles a savage flu with DayQuil disasters and Z-Packs while Ron the Waiter unleashes savage roasts on Patriots hype, Bills tears, and playoff upsets that could flip the script. From Jackie the Joke Man's epic dementia-level meltdown to Trump exhaustion rants and Songwriters Hall of Fame bombshells (Taylor Swift? Kiss?!), this wild morning rant delivers the unfiltered, gut-busting laughs you crave—hit play before the next snowstorm hits! 

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0:00.0

Well, this is weird. Look at us live streaming at a very, very normal hour, eyes wide open

0:10.1

because I'm not half asleep. I'm at the beach because that's where you go when there's a

0:16.4

massive snowstorm coming. My first thought was massive snowstorm coming.

0:21.2

Let's go to the beach, everybody.

0:24.2

Good morning.

0:24.7

Welcome to the Opio podcast.

0:26.3

That's my friend Ron the waiter.

0:29.1

Ron Berman, comedy on all the socials.

0:31.5

Look, I had to put my finger up because you were going to interrupt your own plug, Ron.

0:34.7

I know you by now.

0:36.9

I just wanted to say we usually start in the dark.

0:42.3

We start in the dark. We end the night.

0:45.1

Yeah. Now we started in the light. You see, this podcast is really ascending.

0:51.4

Oh, dude, this thing is just taking off. We're like, we're like the underdogs of podcasting. We're like the outlaws of podcasting. But we're going to make this happen. We got our people. I was going to say like the underdogs, like we're the underdogs. And I was going to say, like, who would be the underdogs in football? I was going to bring up the Buffalo bills. They're not underdogs. They're losers. I don't want to say that. All right, Ryan. Have fun with your Patriots. You're going to have the biggest disappointment in your sports watching career. Because you're taking the Broncos lately. They got a guy that was changing oil. I don't know, a couple weeks ago. They're like, hey, can you throw a football? The guy's like, yeah, I think I can. And he's going to crush that. What's his name? Drake May. I forgot his name already. For the Patriots? Yeah. Yeah, the Tom Brady clone. What's his name again?

1:44.3

Drake May. Brady Jr. All right, Brady, Jr. Listen, I got to just say to the people, thanks for your patience. You know, I'm going to, I'm going to break character for a second. Because in the end, I appreciate everybody that watches us every morning. I see the Boston shirt. I'm going to ignore that for now because I want to talk about something for a second.

2:03.3

Rod,

2:03.5

thanks for your patience. I got crushed by the flu. I was trying to hang in there. I was day quilling and night quilling my ass off. Me and Ron were able to squeeze out like four shows last week, four shows this week. That's not

2:18.5

bad because I think I should have been down and out for about a week. I'm finally feeling like

2:24.0

myself because I got a Z-pack for the upper respiratory infection and it knocked the shit out of it.

2:29.3

But now I'm just like groggy from the day quill and the night quill. Do you take the

2:35.6

NyQuil, Ron? That shit is dangerous

2:37.8

and should not be sold over the

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