Florida Teleportation Crimes & Victorian Shoe Tide | 467
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
This week on Hysteria 51, we’re taking a scenic drive straight through the Bermuda Triangle of bad decisions—starting in Volusia County, Florida, where a man involved in a crash in a stolen BMW convertible allegedly told deputies he didn’t steal anything… because he “teleported” into the car. Yes, teleported. The keys were reportedly left in the vehicle at a park, the BMW vanished, and minutes later it was wrecked—leaving law enforcement to do the world’s most exhausted sigh and add “quantum parking” to the incident report.
Then we hop across the pond to a seaside mystery that sounds like a Dickens subplot written by a prankster: reports say hundreds of Victorian-era shoes have been washing up on Ogmore beach in south Wales, sparking theories that range from shipwreck history to “the ocean is returning someone’s entire wardrobe, one boot at a time.”
So if you like your weird news with a side of Florida teleportation claims, stolen car chaos, and creepy beach finds that look like a Victorian ghost got undressed in a tide pool—hit play.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth hand production. |
| 0:02.5 | Welcome to another blurry hysteria with me, David and him at Berent. |
| 0:19.9 | That's, I'm the hymn. How you going? How you doing? It's, uh, post Christmas, you, uh, did you get everything or did that fat man give you some coal or how to go for you? Oh, I, I didn't want much. So I got, uh, pretty much what I wanted it. You'll get nothing and like it yeah how about you |
| 0:39.1 | what's that |
| 0:41.0 | how about you what's uh yeah real low key |
| 0:43.7 | you know yeah you know |
| 0:45.8 | dinner with family and and |
| 0:48.1 | some gifts and stuff and uh |
| 0:50.3 | for the wife files fans out there my wife got me a plush hecklefish. |
| 0:55.2 | That's pretty fucking cool. |
| 0:57.4 | And my birthday or the month before she got me a stuffed moth man. |
| 1:01.3 | So plush is galore. |
| 1:03.6 | I'm starting my, my minion army. |
| 1:07.1 | You got to get some conspiracy about plushies, man. |
| 1:10.6 | Oh, that'd be great that would be fun i wonder what |
| 1:12.8 | the minimum order for one of those would be probably a hundred two oh uh oh you mean to make |
| 1:21.3 | i thought you meant to buy how How many people want this? Yeah, |
| 1:27.5 | no shit right. |
| 1:28.0 | One of them is a conspiracy about it. |
| 1:32.8 | I got a, |
| 1:33.6 | a Cthulhu Santa, |
| 1:35.6 | a little Cthulhu Santa plushy. |
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