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The Brohio Podcast

Florida Man

The Brohio Podcast

The Bros of Brohio

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture, Documentary

4.65K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

You've heard about him, you love him, now, it's time to hear all about him. This is tales of the infamous Florida Man!!

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0:00.0

Witness the rise of the mother of all evil in evil dead rise from the creators of the horror classic comes a new nightmarish tail

0:12.0

Critics are calling it a master class in terror and a blood soaked last

0:22.0

Evil dead rise only in cinemas April 21st by tickets now at evildeadrise.co.uk

0:30.0

Music

0:49.0

Welcome everyone to the bro high-oh podcast. I'm your ring announcer the delicious Nicholasius where the

0:57.3

Undisputed undefeated world heavyweight champion of the world Rob Diggity Dangledog will be making his way to the squared circle

1:08.3

I was that for an intro. I like it. I was hoping you're gonna keep going. I don't know anything else to say. I had no more juice in the tank. I was out of wind

1:17.3

Because I'm fat and I don't have his that's people think when you're fat you got a lot of wind. Yeah, not the case

1:23.3

It just means your organs are more scrunched. You can't breathe as well. It's all that means hello and welcome from the bro high-oh studios aka the cream spot aka

1:33.3

Nick's basement next to the cat shit box

1:39.3

We're two of your favorite bros that aren't really we're not really brothers, but we are bros, but we're not we're not bros if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, we had it our way we would be

1:49.3

Brothers that is but yeah, I don't know if my mom would have got with your dad or not. I don't know how things are what I got with my dad or not. Well, that may be my dad. He's a real gutter slut. You know what I mean?

2:02.3

That's what that one thing about us, Alexander men. We are we are one owner dogs. We do not leave the yard. We are good in that manner. That's very notable trait. It is loyal.

2:17.3

Loyal lovers. Maybe it's because our winners stink really bad. We love our women. We love our women ferociously. Look at the chat going crazy. You're here. I don't even see it. There it is. It's blocking. Hello everybody on YouTube. They're doing this on YouTube if you guys are listening. Yeah, you're not after the fact you're not listening live. No, that's not how that works. Now I think if you tried real hard, you can change it with your brain.

2:45.3

That's probably something you'd want to do. Let's say hello to our new pit. Well, first off, I do want to say this. This one of my one of my best friends is listening. He didn't die. His name is Joe. I work with Joe, but Joe quit. He got another job. But Joe used to get a lunch with me every day. Okay, but think about Joe was every single. He would he loved us. He is our biggest supporter. He was great.

3:15.3

He always he would say if I had an idea, if we had an idea, he said you guys should fucking go for it because you guys are incredible and you can do it. Joe is one of our biggest cheerleaders. But I don't get to spend any more days with Joe because he quit.

3:30.3

He's a piece of shit. He left me behind. So I think Joe's watching sides want to tell Joe I love him. Me too. Thanks for all the years of friendship. The friendship will continue.

3:40.3

But we'll see the one of your birthday party that one year. He was okay. I drove over an hour. Yeah, drunk to come to. Hey, I'll us. Good man. He's like a brother. He's good. He's got a he told me this funny story. He's got a twin brother. And I always ask if they would jerk each other off in the room. He gets really nervous when asking that question. But he has a twin brother in their identical twins. And he goes over to his brother's house. He's told me the story once. And he'll go in the backyard. And his neighbors don't the people that look at him.

4:09.3

The people that live all around him doesn't know that his brother has an identical twin brother. So I can't remember his brother's name is Dave. So I'm not going to say Joe's last name. I'm going to say Joe's last name is Johnson. So then Joe will go out back.

4:26.3

When all the neighbors out doing their yard work and he'll be like my name's Dave Johnson. And I live here. He's just screaming just like with this fucking, you know, his shorts all hiked up and his nuts and stuff to stand there like an idiot. Everyone's like, what the fuck is wrong with him? But it's not really the guy that lives there. It's the identical twin. I see how I see. Yeah, it's a really, really cool thing. Yeah.

4:47.3

I always ask him who has a bigger weiner. I was getting a stab. He doesn't answer the not very straightforward with the answer. So if you are an identical twin, you're willing to give us the answer.

4:58.3

Bro, Hi, podcast at gmail.com. We have a friend named his name is Jason. Um, is he an identical twin? He's an identical twin. And Beverly always asks who is a bigger dick. He always says, I do. Yeah, he pretty proud of that.

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