Florida Man
The Damage Report with John Iadarola
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🗓️ 1 November 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, I'm John Ederola. This is the damage report and it's a beautiful day |
| 0:08.6 | in the neighborhood. You know, it just is. We've got breader look here and we're in good |
| 0:13.4 | mood. It's friday, it's freaky friday with bread. I'm trying that one. Hey, it's freaky |
| 0:17.6 | friday. I invented that. Did you come, I've never forgot. I like the alliteration. Fun. |
| 0:22.4 | That's good. Fun friday's friday fun with bread. Yes, you should be some friday fun. |
| 0:26.3 | Yesterday was, I was going to say thanksgiving. Yesterday was Halloween. Did you do anything |
| 0:30.6 | fun for Halloween, Brett? My wife said that we could, that in her mind, carving a jack |
| 0:35.6 | a lantern takes an hour. But in reality, I told her it only takes 15 minutes. So we did |
| 0:41.3 | an experiment where we determined whether it would only take 15 minutes. And once, |
| 0:46.1 | to do a basic, to do a jack a lantern and it's about 15 minutes. In my mind, I would have |
| 0:51.4 | just 90 minutes. 90 minutes. But it doesn't. Yeah, just when I was a kid, I would try |
| 0:56.2 | to make like the eyeballs look like they had pupils and I always failed. And it looks |
| 1:01.3 | better when you just do the bare minimum. Or just marker it. I just straight up made |
| 1:07.9 | triangles. I guess a few minutes. Yeah. And it's delightful. We're going to see a photo. |
| 1:13.2 | What about you? You made some some passes. Yeah. So really fast. You know what's screw |
| 1:17.1 | the news? We're going to talk about this for an hour. It's fine. Let's talk about the |
| 1:19.4 | upcoming Game of Thrones prequel. You know. So my fiance and our big fans of the curious |
| 1:25.2 | creations of Christine McConnell, which is a macabre baking show that was on Netflix for |
| 1:29.5 | one season. It was only on Netflix for one season because Netflix management is stupid |
| 1:33.6 | as hell. And they didn't renew it for this Halloween. Just so you know if you know John's |
| 1:37.5 | house, it's already playing when you get there. It is like March. Always. But anyway, |
| 1:43.4 | we baked a bunch of mini rhubarb pies with eyeballs baked into the top. And they looked |
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