Florida Man Storms Space Force to Warn About Alien Vs. Dragon War | 7.29.22
Hard Factor
Hard Factor
4.5 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On episode #998 of Hard Factor… Florida Men are aging extremely rapidly, warning of the US Alien vs. Chinese Dragon War (00:07:00), and going especially crazy in Brevard County…
(00:00:00) - Timestamps
(00:01:30) - Hard Factor Jersey Shore Tour w/ Pup Punk + Patreon.com/HardFactor Hype
Cream of the Crop of Florida (Top 5 Florida Man Stories of the Week)
(00:07:00) - Florida Man Storms Patrick Space Force Base to Warn of Alien vs. Dragon War
(00:19:25) - The video of Publix Pitchfork Lady (Lisa Ann) finally drops!
(00:31:30) - Brevard County Man Jacks Off While Roaming the Streets
(00:47:10) - Precious Metals/Settle Down Macho Man Corner - Florida Men Steal Precious Metals and Decapitate Parakeets
(00:54:20) - Florida Man get DUI on Electric Scooter after Driving it Around Wal-Mart Drinking Vodka
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| 1:04.8 | Good morning and welcome to episode 998, hard factor. |
| 1:32.6 | It is Florida, man, Friday, July 29th, 2022. |
| 1:38.5 | Thank you for cheating on the news with us today. |
| 1:41.1 | Mark, Pat, and myself are bringing you the top six Florida man stories of the week. |
| 1:47.0 | Normally, something that only patrons of hard factor get to experience. |
| 1:51.2 | But since it's the last weekend in July and we're taking a tour of the very exclusive New |
| 1:56.2 | Jersey coastline this weekend, the PFT commenter, everybody in the Hardo hive gets an extra |
| 2:02.6 | extra long Florida man Friday. |
| 2:06.7 | Our vacation is your benefit. |
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