Florida Man Hires Alligator Lawyer, Plane Passenger EATS Passport, and GTA IRL Ruins Game! | TNR Trash 10/3/25

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🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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The alligator that roamed Belle Isle for several days has been captured and taken to a safe place, authorities confirmed. Staff members at the Detroit park were alerted to a possible alligator sighting on Friday, Sept. 26. Florida Man Arrested After Trying to Pay Bail With Alligator He Claimed Was His “Lawyer” Ryanair Flight Diverted After Passenger Eats Passport Midair Real police chase ruins woman’s Grand Theft Auto game by crashing into her bedroom SUBSCRIBE: @NextRoundLive - / @nextroundlive FOLLOW TNR ON RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/c-7759604 FOLLOW TNR ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zlofzLZht7dYxjNcBNpWN FOLLOW TNR ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-next-round/id1797862560 WEBSITE: https://nextroundlive.com/ MOBILE APP: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-next-round/id1580807480 SHOP THE NEXT ROUND STORE: https://nextround.store/ Like TNR on Facebook: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Twitter: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Instagram: / nextroundlive Follow everyone from the show on Twitter: Jim Dunaway: / jimdunaway Ryan Brown: / ryanbrownlive Lance Taylor: / thelancetaylor Scott Forester: / scottforestertv Tyler Johns: /TylerJohnsTNR Sponsor the show: sales@nextroundlive.com #SEC #Alabama #Auburn #secfootball #collegefootball #cfb #cfp #football #sports #alabamafootball #alabamabasketball #auburnbasketball #auburnfootball #rolltide #wareagle #alabamacrimsontide #auburntigers #nfl #sportsnews #footballnews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	before we get to LT breaking down pregame show for his Rams tonight against the 49ers
0:06.0	which should be an easy win for you guys I mean the 49ers have nobody on the roster
0:09.8	LT's trash is presented by Bud Light
0:13.1	your your impersonation of me has gotten really good that sounded just like me
0:17.8	easy to drink easy to enjoy Bud Light
0:20.5	cheers to the weekend so we start That sounded just like me. Easy to drink. Easy to enjoy. Bud Light.
0:22.6	Cheers to the weekend.
0:23.1	Cheers.
0:28.9	So we start first with the University of Alabama archaeologist.
0:32.0	Have discovered an ancient species of crab.
0:33.6	Oh, crab.
0:37.5	You want to guess what they named the ancient species of crab.
0:39.0	And it's University of Alabama?
0:39.3	Yep.
0:45.1	I'm going to say it's the, I'm going to say it's the Sabin Crab.
0:47.4	Very good, Dono way. Is it really?
0:48.0	Are you kidding?
0:48.7	The Costa Claploma, Nicasebunine.
0:52.6	They call it the Sabin Crab for short. I was just thinking, I was going to go to the Pachyderm. A team led by University of Alabama research have discovered several ancient crab and shrimp fossils from central Alabama. Looking at it, they should have called it the Wimp Crab. Oh, that's helpful. You know, back in the 70s, 80s, nobody wanted to be named after crabs, right?
1:15.5	No, no, no.
1:17.8	How about that?
1:18.7	The saving crab.
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