Florida Man Friday - Do You Think You Could Shatter a Toilet? | 1.2.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:27.9	Slash Spotify.
0:30.0	What it is!
0:31.2	This is the macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.4	And this is hard factor.
0:35.2	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:39.7	Nobody does it better.
0:41.1	I ain't repeating myself.
0:42.6	Go ahead.
0:43.1	Tell me something right now.
0:44.6	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:47.1	And I'm not a racist.
0:48.5	And I'm always cheering.
0:50.2	Oh, yeah.
0:51.2	Yeah.
1:06.0	Yeah. Oh, yeah! Hello!
1:08.0	Heart Oh, hi! And welcome to the first Florida Hello, Hart-Oh-high.
1:11.6	And welcome to the first Florida Man Friday of 2026.
1:17.6	Woo!
1:18.6	January 2nd, 2026, as Wes told us.
1:24.6	20-6.
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