Just when you thought Florida criminals couldn't possibly outdo themselves, we're back in

the sunshine state for more criminal chaos.

Florida has been a gold mine of crime, so we have our first true crime trilogy.

If all goes well, this could be a full-on saga.

We can promise you this.

There are no murders in today's episode.

But it seems as though maybe some brain cells have died in order to get some of the erratic

behavior we're talking about today.

And just when you thought it was contained to the state, when I reveal number one, you'll

see what happens when a Florida man takes it across state lines and into the nation's

capital.

Hey all you weirdos, welcome to Crime Countdown, a Spotify original from Parkast.

I'm Ash and I'm Elena.

Every week we'll highlight ten fascinating stories of history's most engaging and unsettling

crimes.

All picked.

This episode we're counting down the top ten Florida man crimes, part three.

I think the best thing about Florida man crimes is that you really just have to expect

the unexpected, because just when you thought it was as crazy as it could possibly get,

these guys level up and they somehow get more chaotic about it, always.

And that's exactly why everyone, like not one person can get enough of these stories.

I don't know anyone who can.

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